1.2.09

my beautiful disaster ( part 4)



happy birthday! ;*.. on every message ib my foon .. eb every comment on the piczo site.. phone calls.. all was just to make me happy..


i love you guys wallah am so lucky to have these people in my life.. my friends.. my family.. every single one of them.. i was thinking to myself in the car on our way AS USUAL to the mo5ayam


as soon as i got there everyone came and seemed so happy to see me and what do you know?? my cousins b-day was in 2 days! so everyone decided to celebrate 'hey A yalla hop in the car we're going ' my cousin 6alal told me ' huh ! ? wain ??' i asked. ' mo shi'3lich ' 'haw lazm agoolihom ! ' i laughed ' il kil yadree wel kil beyeee !! 5al9eenee rekbay ! al7een mara7 y9eer fe mokan shoofeehom shoofeehom !! ' he warned me with his finger .. i looked and EVERY single kid in the mo5ayyam was running like they were on a marathon to win millions of dollars! ' ambee!! ba6il il bab !' i said quickly laughing.


so we all got in 6alal's SUV and drove away to my favourite spot ! markaz sel6an ! nezalna w sharaina candy w jelly w ashyaa2.. and 6alal payed for everything ..' heey missy... you happy??' he asked me , ' ofcourse ! you know i love markaz sel6an this is a great gift ! ' i said with a big smile on my face .. ireally did love this !



we arrived at the mo5ayam and the kids ran into the 5aima with there plastic bags filled with cady and choco bars and some other stuff.. and i was right behind them but suddenly.. its quiet whats going on ? wain il ez3aj? i wondered, so i went to see what was going on
' HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAYYYY !! ' everybody shouted as soon as i walked inside! balloons came flying at my face! two cakes were set on two tables and everyone was singing happy birthday including Faris 'AMBEEEEE MO MIN 9IJKOM !! THANK YOU ! meta medakom tsawoon kil hathaa? ' then i turned around to see 6alal ' YOU TRICKED ME TO GO WITH YOU ! 3shan you buy time haaaa??' i gave 6alal a punch ' heey dont look at me ! your aunt salwa told me to ! , i look at my aunt and go to give her a big hug and a kiss , then my uncle 7asan grabs my hand and we go to where the cake is ' yalla make a wish ' he tells me ' well i've got you all here .. and am so happy what more do i want ? thank you .. really thank you...' i smile at him and then i blow my candles.. my cousin whose b-day is after mine goes to her cake too ! and blows her candles as well .
It was an amazing celebration , everyone was acting crazy and happy ! Faris didnt keep his eyes off of me the whole time.. and i acted like i didnt even notice ( il thegel zain.. BUT there were FIREWORKS inside my belly..) ' aloooooooo!' i screamed excitedly into the phone ' way3a 9ama5ty athoony !' it was lamia my cousin , my best friend , my soul mate ! ( even though we're so different but somehow we're so alike !)
' OMG OMG !! where do i start lamooooooy ! '
' oops ! hold on Tala is gonna kill me !' and before i could talk i heard the waiting beep thingy..
' alo ! hey ana wayed ne6art tara haa? ' Tala's voice came out faj2aa
' lol sorryyyyyy' lamia said laughing
' helloooooo !' i greeted Tala
' hii.' she replied, Tala was my other cousin.. she was this sarcasim queen , no one could tell her no ! and she always ALWAYS teased and talked back but i SO loved her !
we were the "eye trio" , " il miyaneen il thalatha" as they all called us .
' haaa so what are you doing over there? ' lamia asked
' what didnt we do ! , they surprised me and everything ! i loved it 7addeeeeeeeee'
' wanasaaaa so did you get any gifts yet?' lamia said
' nope. not yet..'
'ahahahaaaa maybe they dont want to give you Angel they dont think you deserve it ahahahaaa' Tala tesed me
' chub Tala !' i snapped
' ahahahaaaa' she laughed again
' yal miyaneen bas 3ad ! , yalla yo3ana ana baroo7 aakil tara' lamia said , she was ALWAYS hungry ! ALWAYS wants food ! but i dont know where it all goes shes so skinny !!
' enty kila yo3anaa 3adee ' Tala said
' yuba 5atroo7 5atroo7 la tethba7naa hathy ' i joked ' they want me inside anyway , yalla talk to you later bbye'.
As i was ready to go back inside my aunt salwa told me to take her keys back to her 5aima , so i went there and what do you know ! Faris was there looking for something.. ' hey ! umm where do i put these ?' i was so surprised to see him and i felt awkward.. ' 3a6eenee.. ' he said with a smile , ' were you looking for something ?' i asked him , ' umm no ..' he looked nervous , ' ohh ok then am going back to the big 5aima'
' yea i'll be right there ' he said
so i got out and headed fot the big 5aima ' heey A come here..' my uncle 3adil called
' yes uncle 3adil ?'
' hach sweetie , its for you ..' he was holding an envelope
' whats this ?? ' although i knew it was money
' 7agech mo 3eedmiladech ?'
' mabee 3ammy shda3wa!! this is the greatest gift !'
' e5thy 3aib ana mad eeedee !'
' wallah you didnt have to ... thanks anyway' so i took it though i didnt want to ..
Then Faris showed up holding what looked like a cute gift bag.. and he handed it to my aunt Salwa ' Angel ta3alay..' my aunt said oh great ! i swear i dont want any presents! shfeehom il nas ?! although i LOVED presents knt shway mesta7yaa.. ' yes ?' i said
' this is for you ..' she told me and gave me the bag
' thank you ..' i blushed , then i looked at Faris and he smiled at me, so THATS what he was looking for in her 5aima ! i thought oh my godness that smile !! oops ! STOP STARING !
So i go outside to see a car honking and some of the kids shouting and waving, who is that??
and this girl with LOTS and LOTS of make up got out of the car .. '3al6aaaanaaa ! sh'hal tele6e5 waai3 shal halaga ?? kilaa bar wa9e5 ! shfeeha kash5a il e5t ? i thought to myself and i let out a little laugh .
It turned out that she was in the mo5ayyam next to us and my family invited them over for dinner..
she came and said hii she knew my name ! but i never saw her before.. her name was Sara , she was a little tacky.. i noticed from the make up and her VERY tight clothes although she was met7ajbaa...
' soso told me that she had a beautiful cousin, she talks about you alot ! and because you dont have alot of girls here so i knew it was you..' she told me
' ahaa la 3ad shda3waa we have girls kahom shketherhom da5il mashallaaah... wa7rajteenee 9ara7aa.. shda3wa am not that beautiful .. ' i really didnt know what to say to her ! i didnt feel comfortable around this girl KILISH !! so i lied to her and told her that they needed me inside the 5aima..
I found few of my uncles and aunts sitting on the chairs outside so i went over.. ' allaaaaaaaaaaaah 7aleeeeeeb abee !!' i was so amazed by the idea of milk in this cold weather !
they laughed at me ' weeee wadainaa da5il you have to go inside' my aunt said. ' la la laaaa 5alla9 5alla9 mafee 7aleeb ' Faris told me , ' laaa?????!!!!!' i said shocked ( lol mn gal 7adde knt abee 7aleeeb !!? ) ' oh well you snooze you lose ..' he continued , i gave him a look.. he just smiled enugh with the smile !! OMG ! please stop smiling like that , he had perfect teeth .. mashalah .. i started drifting in my thoughts again ambee hey shfeeneee!!? STOP IT ANGEL !! then i snapped out of it .
' 3ammy bal3ab UNOOO !!' i told him with a huuuuge smile on my face
'hehheeh e77m e77m *cough*' Faris pretended to cough , then i gave him the i-know-you're-faking-it look
' yalla al7een ayeeb il cards' my uncle said
' la laa 5alik 5alik ana ayeebhom ..' interrupted
efff shyabee hatha b3d !
while i was soolifing with my uncle Faris came out holding the cards, a cup and a blanket ' here you go Angel..' he was holding the cup to me ' omg ! thank you but i though tthey were out ! ' i said ' noo.. they wernt i just said that.. ' he told me and just as i was about to think he's mean and stupid ! he handed me the blanket ' whats this ??' i asked ' its cold out here.. so just in case..'
ambeeeeeeee! i couldnt believe how sweet he is !!! ' ambee Faris thank you.. you didnt have to..'
' hey no problem ameerat monako..' he joked ' bas tara enty a7laa minha eb shway..' he whispered quickly so no one would notice, he made me shutup ! cant believe this !
' yallaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' my retarded cousin 3lewee il ba66a came out of the 5aima stomping
' hey yumma yummaa dest 3leenaa!! shfeek !?' i told him
' bal3ab !!'
' zain eg3ad bas allah y5aleek la takilna 3leewee!!' i laughed
' tara ared da5il !' he said, he the CUTEST lad'3aa ever !
' hahaa la laa eg3ad eg3ad 3leeweee...'Faris told him , so he sat down
then soso came out of the 5aima ' allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah soso yat ! DAN ENTA!' i pushed 3lewee on the side ' a777 !!' he shouted , i giggled. oh wait ! wee3! that girl is behind her ' yalla lo sema7taw dannaw sara btel3ab shno ge6a3 ma 3endaha lsan tet7acha?? wela meskeena 7ayaweyaa?? ambee shfeenee 3al bnt?? then she came down to sit and she sat right next to Faris !! aaayyyy shaaaayyyyy!!!!??????????? , Faris started dealing the cards ' waze3lyy..' she said eb dala3!! EEWW BARF !!!!!!!! shsalfat omha hathy!!? the game started and she was ALL over Faris !! 9ij 9ij i was about to barf !! Faris was showing her how to play EE wenta '3abee b3d !!?? mno ma y3arf yel3ab UNO !!!?? 7ta il shathee y3arf !! wait ! il shathee o5oha !! lesh may3alimhaa!! , i thought angry i just couldnt take it ! i didnt like the way she was looking at him .. and i didnt the way she was talking to him ! welly thabe7nyy inna ohwa mestanes!
' Angel yalla we're going home...' my dad called out
a7san b3d ! without thinking i threw the cards on the ground ' ana ray7a! guess you dont need me here anyway !' and i walked away SO FURIOUS ! and angry ! and sad !
So THATS the nice thing ele ysawee 7ag my birthday ?? i thought remembering what i told me friends the day before ambee !! i have to go call Rawoo2 and tell her this !
On the way back home.. i was thinking about today.. it was perfect ! it was amazing !! why did Faris go and ruin it like that ?? ambee 9ij 9ij knt mo merta7a 7g hal bnt.. and just as that thought went through my mind.. a tear came down my cheek.. ambee !! shfeenee ana yannait ?? kaifa !! yenyaz oho ma3ahaa!!
I went and took a long hot shower , got dressed and jumped on my bed to have a good night beauty sleep.. JUST as i was about to close my eyes my phone beeped... there was a message.. i just talked to Rawaa.. whose that?? i grabbed my phone and the message read..
hii.. nayma wela ga3da?? bagoolich shay.. UNO !
i dont recognize this number..
ayam il ga7a6 ! i dont have credit !! kilish mo wagtaa , i got a funny feeling inside me.. could it be ?? but no noo.. shako ?? it cant be him ! cant it ??

4 comments:

  1. OMG! YAL 7aqeeera!! i do love food (a)(a) and i am soo skinny (a)(a) Skinny bitch <3! Lovin the story freak <3
    til next time xoxo

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  2. loooool yea i know !! (a) glad you like it ;*

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  3. so im guessing this is a true story? AWWH ! its so cute, i love awkward cute :3 :$ hehe i knw taw el nas i comment, can you belive i actually had a fight with my sister just to get the link to ur blog n__n hehe lol i feel like singing yummy yummy tummy crap dumb song stuck in my head XD i wish i had cool guy cousins! i have cousins not all cool some im really close with the rest i somewhat dislike them :S

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  4. but guy cousins, 0 i have none cool guy cousins just maybe 2 or 3 but there older, i wish i had a cool non weird cousin, or just the cool weird but not the weird that always thinks the whole other way around get what i mean?

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